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Mario stepped out of the story and whacked Alex over the head with a giant wrench. "Stop being a moron," said Mario, "A story is more than a character's name, a colon, and a sentence. In fact, a movie script is more than that. And stop making me sound like a retard. I can speak English, just like anyone else, and I prefer to do so when I'm not forced to do otherwise by a contract. now let's get back to the story, and have Luigi kill MegaMan for sleeping with Daisy." Mario jumped back into the story and waited for someone other than Alex to continue from where the story left off.