1. Repaint White Room
2. Defeat Zeus
3. Cut PS3 to $299
4. Get Platinum Trophy in Uncharted 2
5. Get 50,000 Twitter Followers
6. Discover 7th Axis
7. Health Care Reform
8. Learn to Drive Manaul (in GT5)
9. Belittle Underlings
10. End HD-DVD Farce
11. Crush the Rebellion
12. Learn to Speak Esperanto (later)
13. Launch "BOOM" Catchphrase
14. Eat More Pie
15. Finish Crochet Sackboy
16. Sort Left and Right Socks
17. Kill at E3
18. Launch Spinoff
19. End Recession
20. Avoid Freshman 15
21. More Scented Candles
22. Live in 3D
23.Make More Lists
24. Housetrain Ratchet
25. Finish Autobiography
26. Bring Sexy Back
27. Perfect Flan Recipe
28. Play GT5 in 3D
29. Work on Sniping Skills
30. Drive Supercar
31. PS3 Tattoo
32. Immortalize Self in Oil Paint
33. Launch Most Precise Motion Controller on Earth
34. Time Travel
35. Bring the Video Delivery Service to PlayStation Network in Canada
36. Win Celebrity Dance Contest TV Show
37. Sell "The Kevin Butler Story" Manuscript
38. Make Jet Pack a Reality
39. Try Cosplay
40. PlayStation Theme Park
41. Beat Tretton in Golf
42. Go Steampunk
43. Do Burning Man
44. Introduce Virtual Pet to Real Pet
45. Reveal Dark Secret from Past
46. Expose Self to Gamma Radiation
47. Gain Superpower
48. Use Power for Good
49. Piercing?
50. Get Key to Executive Bathroom
51. KB Dynamic Theme
52. Make Friday Donut Day
53. Read PS3 Software License Agreement
54. Compose Rock Opera
55. Stockpile Office Supplies
56. Find Red Stapler
57. Stop Watering Fake Office Plants
58. Solve Energy Crisis
59. Clean Up the Gulf
60. Update Business Cards (Again)
61. Alphabetize Ties
62. Make Mom Proud
63. Organize PS Fantasy Football Draft
64. Coach Office Field Hockey Team
65. Bagpipe Lessons
66. Register Thumbs as Deadly Weapons
