| oldschoolfool said: 1.talk to someone face to face (57% increase in chances of being stabbed, or robbed) 2. call someone (33% chance of being rejected) 3. go outside (25% increase in chances to be abducted by aliens) 4. sleep (3% increas in possibility of waking up with semen on your lap) 5. go see a movie (7% chance it will be a shitty M. Night Shabamachop movie) 6. work to get money (72% chance of getting fired--or robbed for your work money -See #1) 7. learn something (Possibilty of forgetting what you learned, thus wasting time. Learn from Highwaystar01. That's what I do.). 8. cook something. (choking hazard--42% chance of burning down your house) 9. exercise (12% chance of becoming too hot, meeting a hot girl who is really psycho and locks you in her basement to use as a sex slave before she kills you and wears your skin and pretends that she is you, tarnishing your legacy when people ask her about video games and she gives the wrong answers) .10. don't do any of these previous things and think about why your not on vgchartz. (absolutely no negative side effects--100% chance of seeing me comment about boobs.) |
Boobs.
