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I post a lot but I have a pretty fulfilling life.  The good thing about the internet is that I can multi-task.  I can post while watching a movie or tv show, or while listening to music.  Plus, when I'm at work, I can browse pretty much non-stop using my phone.

But when I'm not posting (and sometimes, even when I am--like right now), I'm spending time with my girlfriend and daughter, I do yard work (Damn you, yard!  Why do you defy me!?), hanging out with my old cop friend Jake, going to random events or shopping (I hate shopping but my girlfriend can do it for 8 hours straight--which means I post from department store benches), reading various publications and comic books, working at least one full time job (if you can call it "work"), and masturbating.  I used to work out a lot and I used to mentor kids but I sorta hate kids--and most people, actually.  Plus, I'm trying to figure out how to use parenthesis in every day life (and not just in my internet posts).  It ain't easy!!