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What is this a three on three pickup basketball game where you have Reggie, Iwata, and Miyamoto with their knee high gym socks on wearing short shorts and headbands against the newspaper, zynga and the internet? I just can't picture putting a pair of tube socks on a newspaper in order for it to "compete." Hell, you couldn't find a headband as large or as diverse in colors to fit on the internet's head. Zynga, that conniving, thieving little cocksucker will win the game by default by stealing the basketball hoops and making a Facebook app out of them.