| Kantor said: Conspiracy theorists - NO, we're not all being controlled by demons from outer space, there's nothing in Area 51 (now), Al-Qaeda organised 9/11, and the illuminati either don't exist or aren't crazy satanists. Communists - Same reasons as you. Orange - They have the most patronising and annoying ad campaigns I have ever seen. Signalfest? Awesomesaurus? Seriously? Do you think this sounds cool? "Hip"? "In with it"? It doesn't. It sounds lame. It sounds pathetic. It sounds like a group of 50 year olds trying to sound young. Homophobics/Racists - We all have 23 pairs of chromosomes, two arms, two legs, a heart and a brain. You can't say somebody is inferior because of melanin levels in the skin or preferring their own gender. Religious Fundamentalists - The whole lot of them. Islam gets all of the bad press, of course, but Christians and Jews can be just as bad, and so can Hindus and Buddhists, I'm sure. The Taliban - Yeah, even without the religious fundamentalism. They turned on the people who supported them through a war and preserved their freedom. They oppress people, they attack innocents, pretty much everything they do is completely ridiculous, and the world would be a much better place if they would go get hit by a nuke or something. People who say "I could care less" - That means you care a great deal. Ppl hu tipe lyk dis - You have ten fingers. You have a keyboard. The rest of us can type in proper English (or French or Spanish or whatever), so the only thing keeping you from doing the same is pure laziness. People who use Twitter (excluding celebrities/famous people in general) - NOBODY CARES about the personal details of your life, your latest blog post on nothing of any relevance to anyone, or the ten year old joke which you've just heard. The British Labour Party - Washed up has-beens with no idea of the current situation of the country, coupled with young lunatics who got their ideas of government from their Communist father. People who criticise gaming without ever having experienced it - I'm looking at you, right-wing media. Bobby Kotick - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR- Those guys on N4G who insist our sales are made up - Your face is made up. 90% of people who have ever commented on a YouTube video - If aliens get their impression of our civilisation from YouTube, we're all fucked. People who talk to you with one earphone in - You're hearing half the song, you're clearly not listening, and you keep mouthing the words while I'm trying to speak! And many, many, many more... |
Now this is a excellent list!
