"Why are clouds suspended from wires, for instance?"
wat.
Seriously, you summon stuff by typing it in from thin air. Pro tip: that doesn't happen in real life. No, clouds aren't suspended by wires in real life. Every game does not have to realistically mirror reality. I guess Super Mario Bros 3. looks stupid too because platforms are nailed into the background?
Really, this is a minor problem in the context of the whole review, but it doesn't change the fact that it's retarded.








