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[Alby_da_Wolf]

toadslayer72 said:

Alby_da_Wolf said:

themanwithnoname said:

Why are we comparing Pokemon and Halo? What's next, Call of Duty vs. Nintendogs?

But they're all comparable indeed, because they are all about sex!

Call of Duty = machismo and penis size

Nintendogs = bestiality

Pokemon = fetishism

Halo = this is maybe the less obvious: Master Chief is Village People's lost member, and while the rest of the band made gay music for everybody, he makes gay games for everybody.   

Master Chief and Call of Duty should get together.

Yeah, actually there is a considerable overlapping about the machismo aspect, but Master Chief's gaudy uniform just happens to fit perfectly in the Village People's assortment, while CoD uniforms, totally about camouflage, colourless practicalness and cold efficiency of modern warfare, don't fit well in the garish atmosphere of the Village.   

Anyhow I'm sure they get perfectly together in their free time!