As I was driving in Coolum along the coast's main road past the town, I was pulled over.
I wasn't drinking and I was under the speed limit.
They told me to get out the car, and verbally abused the fuck out of me, they said "Have you got a small dick mate?"
I replied: "huh?"
Cops: "Is that why you bought a car like this to compensate for a small dick"
Me: "What, no I like nice cars that's why I bought it"
Cops: "Are you being a fucking smartass mate, it's dickheads like you that kill people on the roads"
Me: "How was I doing anything wrong?"
Cops: (Ignoring my question) "You realize driving at 160kph on the main road you're gonna wrap yourself around a fucking tree"
Me: "I wasn't speeding"
Cops: "I bet you do though, you look like the kind of dickhead that would"
*10 minutes later of insane verbal abuse*
Cops: "I hope you learnt something today, I take pleasure in taking license off people like you"
The wrote me a $240 fine and 2 demerit points.
At the end of it I managed to decipher the cops 6th grade handwriting on my fine and it turns out I was "Driving in a way that made unnecessary noise"
It does has a loud exhaust but it's within the law.
All I was doing was driving innocently past them, this is absolute bullshit, and I was unfairly targeted just because I am a young driver with a rare 'stands out like a dogs ass' sports car.
