Squilliam said:
You say "Hey, Sony isn't all about the epeen." then you go on to say that they have highly advanced epeen, "They even have a highly advanced black vibrator coming out for the ladies." You sir are a total contradiction as is Sony. You say one thing and then directly contradict it with your actions or words immediately afterwards. But yes, as you said Kinect can make an impact in this area for it's total lack of epeen. It is the untapped virgin market which Microsoft is going for, Kinect is for people who don't feel confortable touching epeen. By the way. I heard when Sony were developing the DS1 Ken Kuturagi the famous and ballsy executive whipped out his package and placed his balls on the schematic paper and traced a circle around each one. Each ball became one of the famous pair of analogue sticks first introduced with the PS1. |
So Sony's epeen.......made the greatest controller of all time?..................*head explodes*
And about the first part, Sony's epeen is not utilized for the enjoyment of said epeen, but for the ladies who use it. Big difference, Sony needs those soccer moms.
And I think it's a little morally murky for Microsoft to release something for "people who don't feel confortable touching epeen" while also having a violent sex simulator on their console. You know Mass Effect, as famously exposed by FOX News for its hours of debauchery.
Honestly, we should focus on the cause of all this epeen business. I mean, Ninty named their console after it. That's just sick.
