Okay... this article is likely not going to make friends, but since this is the thread about the game, and this article is about the game...
http://www.destructoid.com/metroid-other-m-s-story-fails-on-so-many-levels-183310.phtml
Hoo boy...
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs