Hey, maybe I can get paid to do op-eds about video games, too!
Here's a sample of my work entitled, "The Wii Isn't Even Good Enough to Kiss the PS3's Feet With Its Dirty, Ugly Lips, You Unwashed Heathen":
*ahem*
[Tech specs that most people don't care about]
[lol non-gamers]
[Anecdotal evidence]
[lol gimmick, repeated about 50 times]
[lol waggle, also lol gimmick #51]
[lol red rings of death]
So buy a ps3 otherwise you'll shame yourself and dishonor your family by buying a GIMMICK!!!!111111one11111
So when do I get paid?
"'Casual games' are something the 'Game Industry' invented to explain away the Wii success instead of actually listening or looking at what Nintendo did. There is no 'casual strategy' from Nintendo. 'Accessible strategy', yes, but ‘casual gamers’ is just the 'Game Industry''s polite way of saying what they feel: 'retarded gamers'."
-Sean Malstrom
