Why did you quit Christianity?

[sapphi_snake]

Coca-Cola said:

sapphi_snake said:

Coca-Cola said:

sapphi_snake said:

@Coca-Cola

Please elaborate. Seems like a potentially funny story.

well, i don't want to offend any Christians here.

It was a prank.  Funny on at that.

I brought some pictures from Penthouse Mag and before Bible study, i placed the pics in couple of the kids' bibles.

so when they opened the bible, couple of the pictues fell out. 

Nobody laughed, not even me.  But somehow the teacher knew it was me.

You know what would've beenreal cool. If you placed the photos in the priest's bible (or whomever was teaching the class). Even better if his supperiors found them. Now that would've been funny.

Too bad nobody laught at your prank. If it makes you feel any better I would've probably been on the floor laughing (I really can't control myself when I see something really funny).

BTW, weren't you a Christian?

Yes, I accepted Jesus at like 3 years old, and haven't missed church more than 5 times since.

I love everything about christianity - except many Christians have no sense of humor.

I actually started a bible study 15 years ago called Smokers' Bible Study.  You can't come unless you smoke.

Now we have bible study called, Theology on Tap where we meet at a bar and talk about God and other subjects - and porn comes up pretty often.

WTF??? My mon can never get communion 'cause she smokes, and smoking is considered a sin. What kind of a bible study is that?