Why is Sony going to be number 1 next gen?

[Blacksaber]

NiKKoM said:

Blacksaber said:

darthdevidem01 said:

Blacksaber said:

But they can't thats Sega...

hmm, I believed the Empire had despatched of your kind years ago following Order 66.

How is it that a SEGA console fan still survives!

We feed off the souls of lost fans, even those of existing companies.

That.. and the neverending supply of Sonic p0rn...

Correct, but Sonic Porn is a double edge sword. While it has great benefits of giving us immortality and even what some would call Super Strength it also leads to our demise. Even us Sega Fans aren't superhuman so we can only take a dose of Sonic Porn once per day. But if one of us breaks the taboo of seeing it twice, they shall suffer a fate worse then death. After one day of being exposed to a double dose of Sonic porn that Sega Fan starts to transform into a disfigured creature that looks like Sonic in his last game. On the second day is when the true problem arises. On the second day the Sega Fan becomes both so horrible and disgusting that we can only put it out of it's misery so we behead it. Of course I can only be talking about a Twilight Fangirl.