d21lewis on 03 August 2010
As time progressed, we've gotten away from tradition. No more family game night. No more dinner at the table. No Festivus (for the Rest of US). It seems like the only tradition that's still alive in America is that a Carmine dies in Gears of War. Now, if Carmine doesn't die, I don't know what to say about the American people. If we show compassion and let Carmine live, we'll be no better than the Lion that eat their own young. I'm getting a "Carmine Must Die" shirt. Killing Carmine will lift us, as a people, to the level of the mighty muskrat (who ironically also eat their young).
