Here is how I know reviews affect sales:
Because if a game gets shitty reviews, I don't buy it.
I'm ya huckleberry. That's just my game.
I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.
NO NO, NO NO NO.