Common misconceptions about Christianity.

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Final-Fan said:

S.T.A.G.E. said:

Cueil said:

RockSmith372 said:

PICTURE:  "Christianity:  the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree ... yeah, makes perfect sense."

Every time I see that it makes me both chuckle and get pissed because it's funny but so off base it's not funny

How exactly is it off base?

You don't have to be telepathic, sin isn't a "force" (I think), and Eve didn't eat the tree.  And "undead Jew" is better than the more specific, less accurate "zombie".
...although that would add extra irony to US eating HIS flesh

It never said Eve ate a tree...it said Eve ate from a tree. Technically Jesus was a zombie because there was still contact after the resurrection. He was observed as the walking dead from the author of the picture, which really isn't off base because he walked out of the tomb in the flesh. All that was left was his levi cloth and bandages. Technically Christians and Catholics do "eat of his flesh" when they eat they have a ceremony in rememberance from what he told them to do in his final days before being crucified.