Warning The following is an educational read
Masturbation:
Hello dear readers welcome to education on forum topics today we will talk about little Billy Preston
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Little Billy was a bright young student He got straight A’s
Was on the football team
Had a after school job
And even helped out his grandma on the weekends
Yes Billy was a great kid all thanks to MASTURBATION
One day Billy’s friend Adam came to him
Hey Billy what you doing?
Hey Adam, I was just going home to masturbate
Masturbate? Pshh that’s for tools and fools, you should come with me and pick crab apples
I don’t know I really should go home and choke the chicken.
Ah what’s the worst that could happen
Fast forwarding to Billy in 25 years
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Yes indeed, what’s the worst that could happen billy
Because Billy didn’t masturbate like he should of he came down with blue balls throwing off his posture and causing him to goose step and randomly throw his hand out. Angered at the world, that did this to him he lashed out, and eventually ended up shooting himself in a bunker.
If only he didnt stop masturbating
And as for Adam he got it much worse
Jesus fucking Christ
DON’T STOP JERKING!
