Square-Enix is developing Mario Sports Mix

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Mario is going to be a depressed teen with shroom problems, and has sexual incompetent toward peach while her being the princess that wants to be kidnapped by bowser to get out of the castle and then mario suddenly show up in the wrong place at the wrong time selling mushrooms and then they "Run away" and then suddenly someone who says "Hmp!" and "Pity..."  a lot is going to betray Bowser while becoming a god with fluffy wings and then Mario , Luigi and Peach get to battle him with epic music with the help of Bowser's secret magical powers , then after killing him , that magical power turns against them and kills peach and then fanboys cry while battling evil bowser and having sad music in the back.