No no no... There's no way this is real. No way at all.
Nintendo would never release a system backed by titles like Dead or Alive, Street Fighter IV, Resident Evil, Splinter Cell, Ghost Recon, Metal Gear Solid, Sims, Kingdom Hearts, and Ridge Racer. It's just inconceivable that there would be any kind of serious 3rd party support behind a Nintendo system. No, I'm sure those are for the PSP. Or maybe a secret Microsoft handheld. The GameZune.
Nah, this is all sorts of "too good to be true."
The only way to make this more unbelievable would be for a full-fledged remake of Final Fantasy VII to join that unnecessary remake of Ocarina of Time. After all, just because the Game Boy Advance got ports/upgrades of Final Fantasys 1-6 doesn't mean the 3DS would get remakes of 7-12 just because it'd be too good an idea.
