I like Kevin, he's funny.
I still don't care for Carnival Party style gaming, and I resent those who buy it.
Why is E3 time being wasted on those types of games!? Those people, who buy that shit, don't even know what E3 is....and unless the damn game is completely luck, no casual is going to beat me at a single one of them. I'm pretty damn l33t at Bowling and Tennis, and I suck balls at them in real life.
You know why I'm good at them in the game?
Because it took me a half a second to figure out how the controller senses motion, and I used that knowledge to exploit the simple piece of shit game into absolute surrender. Gamers look for the exploits, and that my friends, is why I won't be beaten at ping pong by granny unless I let her. Might as well try to beat me at Tekken.
I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.
NO NO, NO NO NO.
