EncodedNybble said:
What if in Empire Strikes Back Vader was instead skinny, wore white, didn't have the helmet and was played by Steve Martin, that wouldn't seem weird to you? |

i like this one better
“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”
- George Orwell, ‘1984’







