Basically:
"I, like didn't, like EVER like Nintendo, so, yeah, I don't like their conference."
"Mature games don't work on Nintendo platforms since I'm a dumb trolling bitch."
Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita
Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte
Sugu yoko de waratteita
Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo
I will never leave you