Mr.Y on 15 June 2010
It all makes sense now. Gunpei Yokoi invented a time machine in the early 1990s by duct taping two Game Boys to a radioactive capacitor. Through this monochromatic portal, he saw the Sony 3D Death Machine coming, he had to do something. He invented the Virtual Boy in a bid to battle the Bravia blitz that was to be.
You might ask, why didn't he see the Virtual Boys failure and his own demise in an automobile accident with his Time Boy? Quantum interference from Blast Processing, that's why.
But he still fought the good fight. RIP Gunpei
