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151.  Evidently, riding in the back seat of a go kart driven by your self (as a baby!) will not kill you as a result of an accident OR a time paradox.  In fact, it's good strategy!!

152.  The princess is in another castle. 

153.  Theoretically, I should gain my girlfriends powers since.......I ate her.  Boobs, here I come!!

154.  You don't need a space suit to survive in space!!  Just a hat with a star in it.

155.  Eating a mushroom will make you grow.....but touching a mushroom can kill you?  It's probably best to just avoid mushrooms alltogether.

156.  It's perfectly logical to design a door that will only open if you shoot it with a specific missile.  Just leave plenty of missles laying around.