101. If you lose traction with your rear wheels around a turn you'll actually go faster.
102. An engine backfire out of your exhaust pipes should give you a hefty speed boost.
103. Dropping a banana peel out of a car window is an incredibly dangerous practice.
104. If a knife is stuck in it's holder, there are probably 3 pendants or so hanging around that should loosen it up a little.
105. Fairies are in fact real. Either A) you eat them (or they fly around you) and they give you more energy; or B) They are weird, greedy, creepy middle-aged men who "have something you need" and don't mind getting a little awkward with you while they take you and your wallet to the cleaner's.
107. Bad guys usually leave their front doors unlocked...but when they do lock doors they always lock themselves in and leave the key somewhere on the outsite.
108. Giant lizards hate italian plumbers.
109. If you wear a green tunic and a hat everyone will adore you and trust you with everything they have.
110. The ends typically do justify the means.
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