If 3D Dot Game Heroes was an actual Zelda game...

[Sorcery]

It'd probably sell 5 million+ copies and be called one of the best Zelda games we've seen in a while. Reviews would all give it over a 9, and its Metacritic would be well above Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks.

I always hear about how the game isn't good because it copies Zelda, yet Zelda's been copying itself since Ocarina of Time every game and 3DDGH is the most refreshing "Zelda"-like experience I've had since God-knows-when. It's quite ironic that 3DDGH's greatness is belittled because it copies Zelda, when Zelda is an even bigger offender of it.