The Incredible Hulk - When you get angry, your muscles and body increase in size to the point that your shirt rips away, and your calves expand enough burst your jeans apart, yet apparently everything from your stomach down to your knees just stays exactly the same.
Captain Planet - there is now intenet porn of you with Al Gore (not confirmed, except through rule 34)
Batman - You give your sidekick the chance to design his own costume and everyone assumes that YOU'RE the one who got his hand in the cookie jar, despite this your franchise is so successful that it's been revamped in more ways than Final Fantasy
Superman - Lawsuits galore over cancer being blamed on xray vision and global warming blamed on laser vision
Spiderman - 3 movies that proceed to take you from being a witty nerd, to being not just angsty, but downright emo. You consider cutting yourself
Flash - "Fastest man on earth" never did much for attracting the ladies, and it never will.
Wonder Twins - Jayna is a living bestiality advertisement and Zan could be beaten by a sponge, or a really thirsty person. Also, monkey throws poop
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Seppukuties is like LBP Lite, on crack. Play it already!Currently wrapped up in: Half Life, Portal, and User Created Source Mods
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