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Well, here's how Mario got where he is today:

First, he had a bro. No, scratch that, he had THREE bros.
Then he got a few lands.
Then he got a world.
Then a 'sixty-four!', whatever that is.
Then he got a sun.
Then he got a NEW bro.
Then he got a Galaxy.
Then he got ANOTHER new bro.
And he's got a Galaxy, too.

All this points to a New Super Mario Sis's Wii.



Could I trouble you for some maple syrup to go with the plate of roffles you just served up?

Tag, courtesy of fkusumot: "Why do most of the PS3 fanboys have avatars that looks totally pissed?"
"Ok, girl's trapped in the elevator, and the power's off.  I swear, if a zombie comes around the next corner..."