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I really don't care if the original article featured at Scrawlfx was an attempt at trolling or what, as long as Valve keeps their redundant slop and gristle games sequestered on the 360 and pc, I'll be satisfied. Seriously, if I wanted to play something as monotonous and boring as L4D, I'd go to the local Dave and Buster's and play Spacegun for two hours. As for husky Gabe, the only thing he should be opening is the door to the nearest gym.