V is for Veggie not good enough for me!

[Opa-Opa]

If they put cookie monster on a low carb-diet, he may just resort to cannibalism.

Friggin Muppet masacre.

I read a Mad Magazine once when I was a kid that lampooned Seasame Street.
If I recall, they had Cookie Monster in rehab, but his withdrawal from cookies had him placed in a strait jacket, chewing his pillow to shreds.