Okay, before we go any further I swear we’re not making this one up in some vapid attempt at a late April Fools joke.
Zombie Cow have announced a new title which follows (and we quote)
a teeny-tiny gang of condom-hatted marines as they delve into peoples’ vaginas and bottoms and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters
And it’s a twin stick platforming shooter. Riiiiiiight…
The game is coming free to PC this summer and to Xbox some point after. However they’ve neglected to be specific about whether this will be an Indie Game or (as we suspect is more likely) a Live Arcade release – either way charging for something you can get for free on PC is a pretty poor model, so lets hope it’s actually worth playing.
http://www.console-arcade.com/2010/05/11/privates-coming-to-xbox-live-arcade/
I live for the burn...and the sting of pleasure...
I live for the sword, the steel, and the gun...
- Wasteland - The Mission.
