Mummelmann on 02 May 2010
Crysis.
"Here you go, cool, badass US soldier. Take this gear that no one else in the entire world could produce the likes of (certainly not Russians or Koreans) and kill the evil, invading aliens." Insert flat, shameful dialogue and scenes so predictable you might as well read the guide through first and the experience is complete (hogwash).
So cheesy you could actually eat it on your bread.
