What the hell is wrong with my Wii?

[loadedstatement]

quigontcb said:

TheSource said:
They don't break easily, I dropped one out of a three story window once (accident) and it still worked.

 I must ask...how  did this happen?

 Im sure the Source got a little too into WiiSports one day and the control slipped right out of his hands.  Good thing for him, Ninty now ships Controller Condoms to help you grip the Wiimote better!!