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Wait a sec. March 31st is disgustingly close to April 1st. An early April Fool's Joke? If so...

 

*Picks up the closest thing suitable for beating the sh1t out of a human being, which ends up being a coffee cup.*

 

This'll do... I'm ready!

 

BAN- FUCKING- ZAI!!!!!