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Game Rankings is a joke because.... people who rank games are jokes. If you give a shit about ratings, your favorite 5 games better be Ocarina of Time, Mario Galaxy, Metroid Prime, Soulcalibur, and the Orange Box.

I bet some of your favorite games are in the 70's.



Favorite Companies: Nintendo, Blizzard, Valve.
Recent New Favorites: Grasshopper, Atlus. (R.I.P. Clover.)
Heroes/Homies: Shigeru Miyamoto, Gunpei Yokoi, Will Wright, Eric Chahi, Suda51, Brian Eno, David Bowie.
Haiku Group: Haiku Hell.
Nemeses: Snesboy, fkusumot. 
GameDaily Article that Interviewed Me: Console Defense Forces.