badgenome on 27 March 2010
I had a weird and very vivid dream the other night. I was standing on a big hill, surrounded by these ravines with little rivers in them. The ravines were crawling with these big ass tortoises (they're land creatures, you stupid subconscious mind!), which were rapidly multiplying. Then someone (although I didn't see anyone else) told me that each new tortoise would consume as many resources as a fully grown elephant. Apparently this was a bad thing, so I started throwing some thing or other (pixie dust, maybe?) into the water to kill the tortoises. An elephant appeared, and so of course, I jumped on its back and tromped all over the tortoise corpses bobbing around in the water. The end!
