So far, it isn't on metacritic, so Chicken Shoot and Anubis II are the lowest right now.
As for other systems, I looked up the lowest.
DS: Deal or No Deal
GBA: Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots. Mortal Kombat Advance just misses the bottom five. Either MKA wasn't quite that bad, or critics were actually swayed by being an established franchise over a licensed game.
GC: Charlie's Angels. No surprise.
N64: Batman Beyond Return of the Joker
360: Bomberman Act Zero
Xbox: Drake of the 99 Dragons
PS3: Gundam Crossfire
PS2: Little Britain the Video Game
PS1: Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22
PSP: Winx Club: Join the Club
This shows that shovelware is par for the course for any system, so claiming Crusin' somehow proves the Wii has a bad library just makes you look ignorant.
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs
