I try to run into a Gamestop, buy my game, and run out. Even then, I end up having discount cards shoved at me (despite paying for my game with the discount card), strategy guides (despite the fact that there is this thing called the internet that they want me to log on to and talk about my shopping experience --it has all of the strategy guide info), and pre-order offers (despite the fact that I've gone to buy a game and not found it on day 1 a grand total of zero times.....but "this game is going to be big and you don't want to be left out!").
Do they honestly think that I want to hang out with that group of "cool guys" while I wait for DLC to download? And download onto what? My Hard Drive? Am I supposed to bring my console to the store so that they can try to sell me my console that I obviously brought from home?
No dice.
