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Screw what the world thinks of your nerd hobby. I am 36 and play the S#!t out of Mario, Zelda and other cartoony Wii games.

People can say I should play HD hardcore mature games but I would remind them of how many more women i have been with that they could never ever get with their "Achievements".

Do what you want.