i would be a giant rubber monster, reflects back basic magic attacks at all opponents. immune to poison, sleep, and that crap. I'd have 7331HP, with insane defense. Able to block all 9999 attacks.
That battle would take place on a cruise shit, with random women running around topless. Attacks send these women at the screen.
Heroes wouldnt be lame, emo, tards.
Story would revolve around some book, and make no sense. The final fight is a horrid plot twist based around a pervert's dream.
Music, would be some heavy rock song. Probably Beginning of the End by Spineshank.










