I think all 3-D console platformers sell poorly today because the majority of gamers are whiny brats who want to run around and shoot things.
2-D portable platformers sell like crack though. Look at New SMB. What the eff?
I WANT MY PLATFORMING BACK DAMMIT. Remember the NES days when we got 3 Mario platformers? That was amazing. You think Mario's getting whored out now, when we only get one game per console... why I oughtta...
Also, booyahs to Wii software.
Favorite Companies: Nintendo, Blizzard, Valve.
Recent New Favorites: Grasshopper, Atlus. (R.I.P. Clover.)
Heroes/Homies: Shigeru Miyamoto, Gunpei Yokoi, Will Wright, Eric Chahi, Suda51, Brian Eno, David Bowie.
Haiku Group: Haiku Hell.
Nemeses: Snesboy, fkusumot.
GameDaily Article that Interviewed Me: Console Defense Forces.
