This is tough. I still haven't beaten the first monster, and I don't even know if it has a life bar to tell me if I'm close. Also I found I don't like the swords. Either they are too slow or using the shield sucks.
But I won't give up.
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs