I guess the original poster isn't the only person that needs to learn to read. I was replying to the following statement in the original post: "Splinter Cell 6 coming back to the PS3 is good news."... Now for those that think I can't read are you saying that doesn't read as Splinter Cell 6 is coming to PS3? Then what the hell does it read as?
Edit: I guess it's not an issue of learning to read in the original poster's case. The issue is learning to use words like "if" in some statements so that they match what he is thinking.