No matter how much of a Nintendo fan you are, you have..
once called Link, Zelda
Thought that Samus was a man
cringed when you first heard SMG's start-up screen
were afraid of the large eel in SM64
never played a Kirby or Pokémon title without concealing your DS from others
thought that Earthbound was going to be kiddy
used a guide of some sort to get through OoT's Water Temple
played through Starfox or Starfox 64 multiple times without ever branching out of the normal path
used acholol on your NES, SNES, or N64 cartidges despite Nintendo saying not to do it
dropped one of your handhelds down a stairs
played a casual game from Nintendo and liked it
Pixel Art can be fun.