"My ass and my personality are the same thing. Huge and in your face."
"Baby poo. Baby food. Just warm it up. Throw it on the floor. You don't need the baby... Stupid. Shite. Poo."
"Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you."
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This man is a fucking genius. Definitely bookmarking this.
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