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1) The Empire Strikes Back: "I love you." "I know." SHA-ZAM!

2) A New Hope: Never called it "A New Hope"... but hey, there ya go.

3) Return of the Jedi: Never understood how Ewoks could take down the Empire... and I'm not even going to comment on how Lucas almost ruined this movie with the "Enhanced" version. Ugh.

4) Revenge of the Sith: easily the best of the Prequels. Too bad they had to find a quick way to get rid of Dooku and replace him with the yawn-worthy General Grevious (to see him in his entire Bad-assery, watch Star Wars: Clone Wars by Genndy Tartakovsky. Now that's how you portray a Jedi-killer). Plus, it has one of the worst scenes in movie history... but let's just focus on the good stuff.

5) The Phantom Menace: Fast forward until you get to the scenes where there's a battle with Darth Maul.* I mean, there's really nothing else to see here... music-wise however, this movie's superb.

6) Attack of the Clones: Apply the same advice that I gave for Phantom Menace, but with Jango Fett and Count Dooku* (<3 Christoper Lee). Yoda vs. Tyranus = awesome.

*Yes, I'm being overly mean to these movies. But they're still Star Wars, so I still love 'em.