User: Let's talk about ten foot tall blue aliens!
Cleverbot: What do you know about techno?
User: I said let's talk about ten foot tall blue aliens!
Cleverbot: You are confused. But alas, a computer is only as smart as its creator.
User: I just wanted to talk about the Na'vi. :(.
Cleverbot: Sure. It's important to talk about feelings, so long as one avoids identifying with them.
User: I don't see you.
Cleverbot: Good. I don't want you knowing where I live.
User: You'll never be one of the people!
Cleverbot: I'm glad.
User: I trusted you! I trusted you... Get away!
Cleverbot: You scared?
User: I was afraid Jake, for my people. I am not afraid any more.
Cleverbot: Don't be afraid.
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Cleverbot must not be a James Cameron fan. 
EDIT: Having way too much fun with this thing!
Cleverbot: I don't want to be a henchman.
User: And you never will.
Cleverbot: I feel like my hopes and dreams have died.
User: Need a hug?
Cleverbot: Yes, :(.
User: Alright. Come here. *hugs*.
Cleverbot: No, you come here.
User: Fine. Here I come!
Cleverbot: *dodges*.
User: *falls*.
Cleverbot: *kicks wand away* Avada Kadavra Oh!
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Cleverbot knows the killing curse! Run for your lives!
