Rites of passage to becoming a Man!

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Esmoreit said:

I got this idea from the shaving your balls thread but: What makes a man? What are the rites of passage to manhood?

 

The ones I could think of:

The first time on the toilet where you think: Holy shit, this is awesome!

Being able to correctly tie your tie.

The first time you eat more then a pound of meat and enjoying it.

The first time you fell a tree with an axe, or destroy a room/piece of machinery with a sledgehammer.

The first time you REALLY pleasure someone, both emotionally and physically (this used to be targeted at women but it's the 21st century now).

Knowing when to not pleasure someone, or rather ignore them completely.

Scratching your balls in public.

End up in a fight. Winning is not a requisite, but does add to the glory. (kinda, they weren't "real" fights....)

So...any I missed?

That's all I have for this....

Also: 

Watching sports while drinking beer

Wearing pink (only takes a real man to wear pink )