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masschamber said:
be my integrating factor,
I really don't think a pick up line could be any more nerdy,nor has a line yielded more of me being slapped in the face for using of said line

 i've always liked that line but then again i would seeing as i am a nerdy engineer.

 

I've only been slapped for a pick up line once but i totally deserved it.

The scene:  I was about 15 and in Boston on my way to national jamboree (boy scouts).

The girl:  About 25ish and stunning

The line:  "Hi, are you free tonight?"

Her response: A bit of an eye roll and dumbfounded look on her face followed by a "no".

My response: grabed my wallet and asked, "oh, okay.  Well how much do you cost?"

 

i got slapped and hard i should add.  xD

 

edit: this thread is quickly becoming my favorite of the day.  keep the bad lines coming!!